-First, how about Obama, amidst signs of the apocalypse, deciding timing was right for him to announce the launch of his campaign for re-election in 2012. Hey, buddy, how about you focus on a few of the problems we have now and try concluding some of your, as yet unfinished, works of art from this term before you sign up for next term.
I mean, really? How arrogant is this guy. Let's take a check list of things he has really been absent on: 1) The civil War in Libya, 2) Preparations for drawdown in Afghanistan and its implications especially given the continued chaos there, 3) Nuclear disaster in Japan and US aid and relief efforts - not to mention the environmental impact for our West Coast, 4) The budget impasse, 5) Entitlements, 6) Charlie Sheen's self-destructive behavior. Ok, maybe the first 5 are really asking too much from the guy at 1600 Pennsylvania, but you would think, given his love of sport and celebrity, that he would actually have an opinion and a firm plan for intervention with Charlie.
-Second, I have always screamed that moderate Muslims must take back their religion from the zealots, and the vocal minority, who debase the faith globally. So who is this clown in Florida: Pastor Terry Jones who paints Christianity in such a similar bad light. Really? Where did this guy get ordained at the 1800's church of mutton-chopped biker bars (get a load of him in his photos)? It is not bad enough he looks like a clown with a mustache out of a bad 1960's western, but then in his burning of Islam's sacred book. he has invited the same radical minority issues that we charge Islam extremists with: inciting hatred and terror while hijacking a perfectly good religion and belief system for many.
Pastor Jones was quoted as saying: 'We had a court process. We tried to set it up as fair as possible, which you can imagine, of course, is very difficult". Of course it was difficult. First of all, you moron, learn to speak English properly. "Fair" is an adverb, not an adjective, so it is "fairly". That said, haven't you seen "Footloose"? We all wind up dancing in the end, having seen the error of our ways. Get some religion yourself, you muppet.
Aside from the cell in Guantanamo that you should be sent to (note: your cellmates will love you), I can only hope that the vision of hell, as portrayed by the likes of Dante, is really just a daycare center and you burn and burn and burn - like my grandmother's pot roast.
What will this beloved pastor do next, burn his bra?
-Third, why are U.S. domestic airlines all so pathetic? A combined 4 hours worth of delays this weekend in a flight down and back to Atlanta just highlighted the incompetence or the apathy we suffer these days. The airlines, who were much in the news this weekend after the attempt to open the sunroof on a Southwest Air jet and a Continental Airliner missing the end of the driveway, clearly could care less about their passengers, who, less we forget, bailed them out the last time they overbought aircraft and kowtowed to their unions, creating leverage which was unsustainable. Then again, airlines are the new greyhound buses and no matter what you pay, you might as well stay home.
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