1) When driving, please just drive. No cellphones, no makeup brushes, no electric shavers. Nothing of any distraction. Most of you cannot drive, to begin with, so no need to add extra things to tax your tiny brains.
2) When approaching a crosswalk in Connecticut, prepare to stop for pedestrians. If you do not know this is the state law, then learn it or stay in your own state. I am sure we can do without you.
3) A horn is something to warn of imminent danger. It is not an extension of your incredibly limited vocabulary and intellect.
4) While we are at it, there is no need to roll down your window to share the full extent of your i.q. with a hand gesture. We know that even a "1" is a strain of your full capacities. No need to ensure we all know it.
5) For that matter, if you feel unable to maneuver a vehicle with some semblance of courtesy, feel free to stay at home, or in your state, or just the hell away from me.
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